Friday, May 2, 2008

If You Are Wise, You Will Listen to Me...

People expect when you run for school board
that you care for the children
and not money you hoard

then, when you write whiny letters all day
what do you expect the people

I think he's a big douchebag (I think he's a big douchebag)

Oompa Loompa Doopity Deet
Better watch out or you'll lose your seat
We all want our kids in great schools
Your pouting makes you look like a fool!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

I've Got Another Puzzle For You...

Primping is fine when you've got your chores done

It feels nice and looks nice and is lots of fun

But just make sure that you're not too far in debt

Have you taken care of your kids yet?

No one likes a selfish cow (no one likes a selfish cow)

Oompa Loompa Doopity Do
Don't be so vain that you lose what is true
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doopity Do!